Wednesday, July 8, 2026

Endless Mountains 2026 Stage D

Dorset Marble Quarry, Freedly Quarry

4/12 Mandatories

0/11 Optionals 

The TA was perfectly organized and blessedly empty. We came around the back of the lot to the TA tent and were met with smiling faces and offers of free food. What more could we ask for?! Before we could put in our order for ramen versus oatmeal, we had to listen to a few course updates and TA logistics. One instruction caught my attention, and it wasn't because of anything pressing about the course or maps. It was a term I had never heard before but from hence forth will always remind me of Jim and his wonderfully English accent. "The Long Drop" was located back by the trailhead. The long what? What did we walk past when we came out of the trail? A gate, a river crossing, a bathroo...... WHAT?! I get it! And in my delirium I found it to be hilarious. 

After chuckling for a few moments, and putting our food orders in, we found our bike boxes and bins and pulled them over to the edge of the lot. The sun was behind a cloud at the moment, so we thought we had set up shop in a perfect little nook. After being asked to squeeze further over to the side so more teams could fit in the narrow area, and then being asked to edge back against the wood line to not block cars in, we finally settled into our little zone of reprieve. 


B&Z were already there and had nearly finished transitioning by the time we opened our boxes up. I wanted to chat with them longer, but standing out in the now blazing sun was brutal. Britany did have a chance to tell me they were on the proverbial struggle bus and had resorted to the bear minimum of points to keep moving forward. I silently said a little prayer for them and desperately wished we could link up and pal through the rest of the course. They were out of the TA well before we were even close to having our bikes assembled. 

One of the volunteers came over and delivered our coveted starchy and salty snacks. We sat in the minimal shade and inhaled our treats before gradually becoming fully functioning bike mechanics again. I had my bike assembled relatively quickly, was given a crash course in chain lubrication, and I pumped my tires back up to pressure. Becky and Dan also went through the usual routine of bike assembly without issue.

While we had had a chance to sit for a few minutes, eat, assemble our bikes and begin the process of dressing and repacking our gear, Team VERT and I believe Team Mercators, both front of the pack crews, had come and went from the TA. Their intentional flow and purposeful routine was impressive to watch. Minutes add up in these races, and I could see how their practiced transitioning was a discipline in and of itself. We were not disciplined, or even purposeful, but we were proficient enough to get in and out in less than the 2 hours Dan had allotted for our transitioning timeframe. 

While we were packing up our bins and boxes, the ARWS ref came over and stuck his camera in our faces asking us to comment in three words or less how the race was going/how we felt. Dan said "Irritatingly Optimistic", Becky stated "I feel great", and I listed "Humbled, thankful, and tired." All totally valid answers. 




The clouds had completely moved away and we were baking in the afternoon sun while we finished up our work. After repacking everything that needed packing and returning our bins and boxes to the waiting UHaul, we scooted over to the far side of the parking lot to peer over our maps in the blessed shade. We plopped down in an open spot in front of a super kind and cheerful Canadian Team with the most beautifully decorated bike boxes. They promised us we would not be in their way sitting and mapping so close to them. Becky and I pulled out our maps and Dan, well, he stretched out and closed his eyes laying flat on the pavement. Becky and I looked at each other and sighed. 

When we had our preliminary discussions about team roles, Dan had stated over and over that he really liked macro navigation, and that he would be in charge of generalized route choice and leave the micro navigation to Becky and me. We were three days into the race and he had not once piped up about route choice other than to say we needed to cut whole chunks of the course out over and over again. With his eyes closed, and not even peeking at the map, he again stated we needed to be realistic about our goals for this next section and take the most direct routes possible. "Dan, shut your mouth." I don't think I said it loud enough for anyone to hear, and it really was a slip of the tongue, but Becky paused and said "What did you say?" It could be that she really didn't hear me and wanted to make sure she didn't miss a comment about our route choice, but it made me realize I was being a childish punk again, and I waved off the comment and we dove into the maps to decide on our upcoming adventures. 

While we were plotting out our plans, again Dan said something along the lines of "make smart decisions here, we don't want to fall behind our timelines." And at that point, even keeled and unbelievably patient Becky had to point out Dan's broken promise of helping out with macro navigation. This brought him up to a sitting position and at least a semblance of involvement in route choice. Together we debated our plans. This stage held two different quarry stops, a small optional bike park section, as well as an additional embedded trek and bike section. Becky had been drooling over the cliff jumping at the Dorset Marble quarry since the prerace briefing, and I was looking forward to the small challenge at the Freedly quarry. The optional bike park wasn't calling any of our names. This leg spanned the front and back of a 9x13 map as well as a 8x11 map, both at a 1:50000 scale, so there was a buttload of distance to cover. We planned out our route to the Dorset quarry and decided we would reevaluate there. 

We headed back to the TA tent to check out only to be told our gear check involved items at the very bottom of our packs. We groaned at the inconvenience of it, but procured the requested items and were given the green light to head out. Hopping on our bikes we look a left out of the parking lot and were faced with a quick climb up the narrow roadway. Thankfully it was just a short uphill that then dumped us out on a refreshingly long downhill route. As we were plummeting down the roadway I had to say another prayer that I had tightened, adjusted, and aligned everything properly at the the TA. If something were to go amiss on the mechanics of my bike, I was in for a hard and fast fall. Thankfully, everything held and as we neared the bottom of the mountain and slowed our speed Dan called out his similar concern. "I don't like to go so fast right after a TA." Valid, but we survived.

We came to an intersection where we would have to turn south, but a country store with the promise of food and carbonated beverages called us to turn north. We spent about 30 minutes there dining on fried food and huge sandwiches, all provided by Dan. I didn't like feeling like I owed him, but I couldn't turn down the kind gesture. The sandwich and Coke hit the spot better than the little cup of ramen from the TA. With bellies full and maps organized on our bike boards, we now headed south on Rt 7 in the late afternoon light. 

We remained on route 7 for approximately 12 km. Along that relatively flat and forgiving route, Dan had to stop multiple times for derriere discomfort. Not only was the saddle hurting his bum, but the alignment of the seat in proportion to the handle bars was causing him severe pain in his shoulders, forearms, and hips. He was miserably miserable. About halfway down this roadway, we stopped for another pack-off break. We were across from a fairgrounds that had a particularly welcoming looking portapotty along the roadside. Why not enjoy a seated go rather than having to hunker down in the woods? We dropped our bikes and Becky and I scurried over to the cleanest and most welcoming potty we had seen in days. I know, its kinda weird to be so excited over a toilet, but we had to find joy in the little things, too!

While we were stopped, a Vermont local pulled over and hopped out of his car in a blur of speed. He had seen Dan laying on the side of the road and was concerned we had been in an accident. What a kind and considerate man!! We assured him all was well enough and that there was no emergency to be had. After attempting a quick explanation of our situation and pouring our thanks onto him for his concern, he drove off.

While Dan continued to lay on the side of the road, Becky began to insist they swap seats. She really is someone I aspire to be like. Her willingness to suffer for other's sakes, as well as her unrelenting patience, was so admirable. Dan continued to decline, but she insisted, and I agreed it would probably help the whole team. He finally agreed and I assumed we were going to set up a bike shop on the side of route 7 in the fading evening light. Rather, he promised to do the swap at the quarry. There were still miles and miles of distance and feet and feet of elevation before we would arrive there. But, ok. 

I was counting gates and land features looking for our turn off to our next CP. When we had arrived to where I had thought our turn off to be, Becky called out a concern. While it made perfect sense to me at the time, Becky pointed out the turn off I had taken was one early from our needed right. It took me a second to see her point, but it was valid, and so we returned to the main road way and then turned right on the correct route. It jumped directly into a steep incline and we had to drop our gears all the way down to keep upright and moving forward. 

After a slight turn to the left, the road dropped away from the forgiving pavement and became a loose gravel ATV trail. Dan had to pause to catch his breath and again took a seat on the ground. He rummaged through his pack and pulled out multiple water bottles. Without a word he began dumping his supply of hydration in favor of a lighter pack. It seemed like a terrible idea to me. But he's a grown man and can make his own decisions. While he sat and recovered, I told Becky I was going to push ahead further to locate the CP we assumed would be at the crest of the next steep section of trail. Deep in a reentrant under a makeshift bridge, I punched CP 34. 

Dan and Becky arrived as I was returning to my bike and we crossed the bridge together, staring up the steeply graded trail. We slowly pushed our bikes forward and came to a confusing intersection. With the scale of the maps so huge, the details were lost under labels and road names. While Becky thought we needed to turn left at the intersection, I figured we were still short of our intended intersection and needed to continue on the ATV trail. Becky wasn't so sure, so she stated she was going to turn left and see where the trail went, just for a little distance. While she was exploring the option, Dan arrived to my right. I explained our situation and he quickly agreed that Becky, who was a more experienced and reliable navigator, was correct and that my navigation was crude and less refined. Eye twitch. Cool, cool. Thanks for letting me know your opinion, Dan. Becky returned and agreed that the left hand turn was into someone's driveway, and we continued on the trail ahead. 

The trail was brutal. Loose rocks and a steep grade brought us to a snails pace. Dan was falling further and further behind. Becky and I knew our previous strategy of plowing to the hillcrests, dropping gear and returning to Dan was unsustainable. But we needed to do something. Together, Becky and I went 3 wide with the bikes, her pushing Dan's bike from the handle bars and me pushing from his seat. We climbed the trail connecting Route 7 and Dorset Hill Road slowly, but surely. 

We finally arrived to Dorest Hill Road and took a much needed breather. Looking at the maps, we needed to make our first right on this road and then follow a trail of sorts up to the challenge at the Dorset Quarry. We had Dan push his own bike for as long as he could, and then we again began pushing 3 wide. It was awkward and tiring, but I didn't want Becky to shoulder all that weight alone. I offered to take her pack and she continue to push 2 bikes. She actually really preferred this set up just as much as I did and we trudged up the roughly 2 kilometers and hundreds of feet of elevation to the quarry.



It was completely dark by the time we arrived to the quarry and the scale of the site was disorienting. We had a hand drawn map and 8 different mini flags to find amidst the sharp rocks, dripping walls, stagnant pools and menacing graffiti of the quarry. It took us finding the first flag to really orient ourselves to the scale and design of the map. As we headed toward our initial flag we somehow lost Dan. He had been right behind us, but by the time we crossed the first small pool of standing water and clambered up the first mound of loose and menacing chunks of rock, we had lost sight of him. We half heartedly called out for him, but knew he couldn't safely make the ominous routes within the quarry. With determination and a little excitement, we recorded all 8 letter codes from the small flags to earn the 1 point for the challenge. I honestly had a great time scurrying about the filthy ledges, rock piles, and caverns of the site, but later Becky admitted she hated the whole ordeal. Between the crummy hand drawn map and the exhaustion we were feeling, it didn't seem worth the effort for that one point. I had to agree it was a lot of effort and time for one stinkin point, but I can look back on the challenge and enjoy the memory.




We reconnected with Dan as we found the final 2 flags and then returned to our bikes. Going back down that trail went so much faster than the slog up. Becky encouraged us to ride as much as we could. I knew between my wiped out leg muscles and the accumulated exhaustion, my normally less than stellar mountain biking abilities were being stretched on that steep and rocky trail. Still, I refused to be the one to slow us down, so I held on for dear life and the three of us descended the trail with haste. Haste all the way up to the large rock I slammed into with my front tire which sent me sprawling onto my already compromised left shin and knee. Oy! That smarted. I took a second to get myself together and returned to my bike, much more cautious on the remaining few hundred meters of trail. 

When we returned to the hard packed Dorset Hill Road, we had a meeting of the minds. It was by this time around 10pm, the downhill ride had cooled us drastically, and our next goal was the cliff jumping at the Freedly Quarry. I had such mixed emotions about this challenge. Last summer I had jumped from a roughly 15 foot bridge in New York with my dear friend Andrea and a handful of our kids. It was terrifying but so satisfying to have overcome the fear of the jump. I didn't want to have any regrets on this race, but between the staggering 25ft final jump, the 50 degree waters, and the now plummeting evening temperatures, I really wanted no parts of the challenge. Teams would get 1 mandatory point for each cliff jump the entire team would perform. So if I sat it out, I would be costing the team 4 points! Ughhhhh. I hated the situation, but I knew it could be done. I would just have to put my half wet suit, and my big girl panties, on and do it. 

We continued downhill for roughly 8 KM before we pulled in to the Freedly Quarry. The volunteers were, as always, an encouraging welcome to the site. I was quick to notice that they were all dressed in sweat pants and winter coats. I knew I was chilly from the downhill ride, but their chosen attire confirmed my suspicion that the outside temperatures had dropped drastically. They went through the usual schpeel about where things were and how the following sections were to play out. I don't recall if we were told at the tent, or at the irresistible campfire that the points for the cliff jump were now optional and not mandatory. Say less. I'm out. I wasn't going to stop Dan and Becky from having their fun, but it was 100% off the table for me. I can say now I do have the slightest regret not doing it, but not enough to stew over it. 

While we sat next to the fire, Becky and Dan liff lauffed about the jump. I strongly encouraged them to go ahead and do it. I offered set up the tent so they could have a warm place to recover from the cold shock. They steeled themselves and headed over to change into their wet suits. I reveled in the peace of solitude by the fire for just a few more minutes. I would never claim to be an introvert, but the few minutes alone, and weight of the cliff jumps off my shoulders, was magical at that point. 

I gathered up some motivation and went in search of a quiet and secluded spot for our tent. There were other teams camped out around the expansive grounds, but I wanted to be tucked away in as quiet of a corner as possible. I found the perfect spot and proceeded to erect our little home away from home for the first time on the race. We had practiced setting up the tent on a team meet up back in February, but had not given it a go since that time. It took me a few minutes to understand the steps, but I got it assembled quickly. I returned to our pile of packs and bikes and brought my sleeping gear into the tent. I had the thought to just go right to sleep and bank some rest, but guilt pulled me from the cozy structure and back to the waters edge of the quarry just in time to see Brent briefing Dan and Becky at the starting ramp to the challenge. 

In the dark of the night, illuminated only by the bopping and squiggling of headlamp light, Becky and Dan eased themselves into the frigid waters and swam toward their first jump. Becky gasped a few times as her body acclimated to the cold waters and Dan swam like an absolute amphibian behind her, holding the Go Pro steadily above the water. He had been a collegiate level pro swimmer for years and it was obvious with his comfort in the water. They climbed the stairs to the 4 foot jump and launched themselves back into the water. They then swam back across the quarry to the next ladder and climbed up to the 10 foot jump. I hooted out encouragement from the dark edge where I was watching the shenanigans and talking with Abby. They again plunged themselves into the waters without hesitation. They continued on the swim to the third jump, this time approximately 15 feet up. I had thought up to that point I would have been totally fine with the heights, had I had any desire to join in. I probably would have paused a few seconds longer than they did, but am confident I could have made the 15 foot jump. However, as they climbed up to the final jump in the far corner of the quarry, I was equally as confident that I could not have made myself take that plunge. Dan had said multiple times earlier in the race that I wouldn't have to worry about hesitating at the highest jump because he was planning to push me if I stalled. I can't express the amount of rage this set deep in my soul every time he said those words. But, thankfully for all parties, that event did not have to occur, and the two of them flung themselves from 25 feet up in the air into the deep and dark waters of the Freedly quarry while I cheered them on from the opposite side.


As they emerged from the quarry, I could see the elation and joy on Becky's face. She had really enjoyed the challenge and was on a beautiful adrenaline high. Abby offered to snap a picture of them freshly energized from their conquest. I stood back, not feeling the need to be captured in their moment of andrenalined solidarity, but Abby insisted I pop my head in for a photo. After a quick photo shoot and a few minutes of decompression, we returned to our bikes and their awaiting warm, dry clothing. I headed back to the tent, but as I approached, I figured I wouldn't be able to sleep once they returned, so there was no need to curl into my bivy before they were ready to bed down. I went back and collected their bibs from the initial jump site, used the portapotty, and offered to carry stuff for them back to the tent. 

They eventually made their way to the area where I had set up camp and quietly called out my name. I called back and they homed in on our tent. We squeezed ourselves into the tight quarters and I was reminded of why I didn't want to sleep in the tent at TA 2. I couldn't avoid it this time though. So I rolled on to my side and pushed myself as far to the side of the tent as possible. Dan complained that he had no water to drink during his sleep, which was a standard requirement for him. I had a full bottle of water I had not touched since we last filled our supply, so I handed it to him rather than have him go back out and search for a treatable water source. We all set our watches for another 3 hour sleep and drifted off, regularly awoken by Dan rehydrating.

Just before my watch was set to buzz, I turned off my alarm and sat up. Dan and Becky both repositioned and opened their eyes. We began to discuss our upcoming day. There was an embedded bike and trek section within a mile of the quarry. While the bike section didn't call to me, the trek held SEVEN points in less than 2 miles of hiking. What a no brainer! Unless you're fixated on banking time and planning for things "later." FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!! When was "later" going to finally come?! I insisted that we at least head up to the trek and grab a few points. Dan said it was a lousy plan and that it would bite us in the butt on our time management. Becky wasn't 100% for or against it, but eventually began to agree with Dan that it may take more time than I was imagining, and diplomatically suggested to continue on without making the detour to the trek. While we were discussing all the above, apparently another team had set up their camp close enough to us that our chattering was annoying them and they called out an invitation to SHUSH! This made us giggle and quiet our volume for a few moments. After a couple of minutes I saw the writing on the wall that the trek was not to be had, and we emerged from our cozy beds and broke down our campsite as the sun was just beginning to light up the morning sky. 

Once we were packed and ready to head out I noticed an unfamiliar seat on Dan's bike. I looked at him and I looked back at his seat and raised an eyebrow. He just stated that a miracle had happened and he may have been able to "steal" something off of an unused bike he found. I didn't ask any more questions. We checked out of the TA and turned back south on Route 30 toward Manchester. I had to really dig deep to not react when within 20 yards of leaving the TA Dan called out he needed to stop to adjust his seat. After a few minutes we were off again on this forgiving and undulating roadway. After a mile or two we zoomed by another small country gas station. I knew Dan had next to zero water, so I called out asking if they wanted to stop for a resupply. Both Dan and Becky agreed and they headed in to the store while I waited outside with our bikes. 

After a gallon or so of water was filled into bladders and bottles, a few highly caffeinated beverages were pounded, and a couple hand pies were inhaled, we set back out on our route. Coming through Manchester was a smack back into reality. We had been in the national forests and back roads of Vermont for days without seeing much of civilization. It was strange to peddle through the usually busy and bustling town of Manchester. It wasn't even 7 am, and many of the stores and shops remained closed, but a few bakeries and coffee shops were tempting us. We decided to keep cruising since we had just had a stop at the gas station.

Once the town began to fall away, we started our relentless uphill climb along the tight and nerve-wracking shoulder of route 30. We stopped along an interstate intersection and slathered on sun block, giggling about something I can't recall at the moment. The roar of dump trucks and the exhaust of 18 wheelers shuttered our resolve, but we continued up and up and up. This road biking was far from a highlight of the race. In fact, it wasn't enjoyable at all. While it certainly was the most direct and forgiving of route options, it was not a joy. Eventually we summited the mountain and began our downhill portion of the route. 

In our boredom of the roadway, Becky and I began to wonder what a small orange dot was that was commonly dispersed along roadways on the maps. We noticed there was one coming up on our route and we made it a quest to figure out what it represented. We peddled up to the exact point on the map and peered into the woods. Nothing. We could not, and would not, discover what that small orange blip signified. We planned to ask Brent at some point later in the race, but we repeatedly forgot whenever we came in contact with him.

Eventually we came upon our right hand turn onto a dirt road. There was a quaint one room school house looking library on the corner. Dan was in desperate need of a break and pleaded for a chance to catch a quick nap. We elected to have a proper stop and give him a chance to close his eyes. As soon as we hopped off the bikes my body decided it was time to find a bathroom. I walked around the outskirts of the library until I found the entrance and tried the door. Locked. Dang it. The sign gave opening hours from 10-4. Alas, it was 9:45. Across the road was what looked like a landscaping business. I started to walk over to see if they had a public restroom but then thought better of it. How strange would it be to just walk up to a fancy looking establishment with lush gardens and fairy tale fish ponds and ask to use their bathroom? I turned and looked back toward where Becky and Dan were sitting in the shade of a big Chestnut tree. Beyond them was a large open field at the edge of which stood multiple placards and a thick wood line behind them. I realized I felt more comfortable heading into the woods than asking to use a business's bathroom.


I returned to my team and grabbed my "potty gear" and walked across the open field and into the woods. I trekked a small distance, to ensure privacy and a polite location for my needs. Within a few minutes I was back out in the open and glanced toward the signs that lined the forest's edge. It was one of those walking story books. My children have always loved those things.

Becky and I sat together under the Chestnut tree, looking over maps and stretching our muscles while Dan snored, sprawled out on the lawn. After about 20 minutes Becky stated that she should use the bathroom before we headed out. I laughingly suggested she avoid the area of woods where I had gone. This silly fact started our delirious giggling. We continued chuckling about the fact that families probably enjoyed that walk and the storybook placards. We continued giggling until I made the comment "Yea, its a great story but it has a really crappy ending!" This threw us into a bout of near hysterical laughter that went on for no less than 5 minutes. We could not get ourselves back together and had tears coming down our cheeks as we gasped for air between belly laughs! It was such a funny and memorable moment I'll not forget for a long long while. I'm still laughing as I write this!

Once we were able to contain our giggles, we poked Dan awake. He had been gifted a near 30 minute nap thanks to our uncontrollable laughter and loss of time. Once we were all set and back on our bikes, we began to pull away from our shaded rest stop. A voice cried out from a now opened window in the library "Have fun going up that hill!" I'm still not sure if it was a sarcastic jab resulting from them overhearing our laughter about the crappy ending, or if they really were wishing us well on the upcoming challenge of elevation. We called back a "Thank you!" and continued on the hard packed dirt road.

It was a relatively enjoyable stretch of dirt. We peddled along a beautiful river riddled with small rapids and cascading falls and came to a large flower dotted meadow with an idyllic farmstead and encompassing views of the majestic Vermont mountains. It was a beautiful afternoon and I had a wave of gratitude to be blessed in our present moment. As we returned to the cool of the forest along the road, a small vehicle came charging up to us in the opposite direction. It stopped abruptly and out hopped Kristen, one of the photographers from the race. She had seen our team dot stopped back at the library for some time and wanted to come snap a few pictures of us taking a rest. However, the lag in reception hadn't accounted for our departure from the picturesque site. She chatted with us for a few minutes and snapped a couple pictures. 





While we were paused there another team came up behind us on their bikes. It was a two person coed team from Canada. I have no idea what their team name was, but they were friendly and we said Hi as they scooted past us. We continued on the dirt road until we spotted our turn off onto IP Road. After a small bridge the trail split. We had already decided we would take the route to the right in favor of skipping the unbelievably tight contour lines to the left. The Canadian team had paused at the intersection as well. I noticed them contemplating the same thoughts and told them we had chosen the longer but less steep route to the right. They nodded and continued discussing in French. While Dan was doing something to his seat yet again, they finally decided on their route and agreed that to the right was the lesser of two evils. 


Once Dan was resituated we began our climb up what would later be referred to "I-Push Road." And push we did. In an effort to save our quads, we would ride for all the flat and super gradual uphills, but we would consistently dismount and push our bikes whenever the elevation increased quickly. The local black fly population feasted that day. Those little buggers were relentless! They had the black body and look of a large housefly, but the menacing head and stinger of what we know as deer flies in Delaware. And they were famished! I can't say they accosted me nearly as relentlessly as they feasted on Dan, but they were a ridiculous pain in the butt on that trail. 


We came to the saddle where Becky believed CP 49 to be. She explained her rational to me and it made sense, so we dove into the woods. While we were fumbling around looking for a "pine tree grove" another team came scooting by and told Dan that we were way too early for CP 49. Dan called out to us and we slowly emerged from the thick vegetation and rocky woods. We hopped back on our bikes and continued on, with Dan sporting a mosquito net over his hat to ward off the inundation of black flies that were encircling him. We kept going on and on, the trail now vacillating between up hills, down hills and saddle after saddle. We paused at a thick pine tree cluster that hid a large Moose-haven of swampiness. Becky had to pop into the woods, so we hung out as another team passed us. Afterwards we continued on until we saw a large opening riddled with ponds and bogs. I honestly had no real assurance of where we were on the map at this point and was grabbing at straws to figure it out. I had a thought that we were actually way way way further back on the trail than we had originally presumed. I began to ride faster thinking it would be a while before we would arrive to our intended saddle. As I picked up speed, the two person Canadian team passed by us going in the opposite direction. Everyone was confused, I figured. I glanced back and saw them dismount as Dan stopped alongside them. As was  his norm, Dan got off his bike and sat down in the middle of the trail. I didn't want to stop AGAIN, so I defiantly kept going. Soon Becky was calling out to me that Dan had called out to her to stop and come back. Dan's stationary and shameless stalking had paid off. The Canadian team had popped into the "pine grove" in the "saddle" and found CP 49 while Dan sat on his tush. Becky and I returned to the site to hear Dan scolding us for not listening to him quicker. My blood boiled. I dropped my bike and plowed into the pines behind Becky. We quickly found the CP and punched it before turning around and heading back to our bikes and Dan still camped out in the middle of the trail.

I needed to get away before I said something I would regret. I know I was blowing up the minor situation to astronomical proportions in my head. I also have my faults, and they are admittedly quite a few, but I had nearly hit my breaking point with this man. I stormed off, full speed and decided I wouldn't stop or look back until I hit the upcoming trail intersection about a KM away. When I arrived at the intersection a team was just popping out from the trail. It was Strong Machine! Glen Lewis lead their pack and skidded to a stop by my side. They had made the decision to go left at the IP Road split and had regretted it deeply. The trails were not clearly seen, and they had made a wrong turn at some point. They were still looking for CP 49 and happy to hear we had punched it less than a KM away. Off they road at speeds I could only dream about.

I sat down at the intersection, took off my helmet, sprayed a healthy layer of bug spray all over me, and drank deeply from my water bottle. By the time Becky and subsequently Dan arrived to the intersection I had calmed down. I apologized to Becky for storming off, and I think she understood my reasoning. I didn't say anything I regretted to Dan, and we continued on. The remainder of the IP Road trail was a lot of the same. Big rocks, deep ruts, knee high grass, and black flies. Strong Machine came whipping past us along with a few more higher ranking teams. 

Joyously, we finally arrived to Stratton Arlington Road, a blessedly paved and forgiving roadway that would lead us directly to TA 4. We hooted cries of happiness at being on a real road again, and comfortably peddled the kilometer to the TA. As we came up to an intersection, we were momentarily disoriented and almost turned left down a steep hill in the wrong direction. The TA was just through the woods to our right, pointed out by a duo of non-racer bikers who told us we were probably looking for that parking lot and those other racers. Thank you! We absolutely did not need a single additional up hill climb. Becky and I rode circles around the base of the driveway into the parking lot so we could all arrive together as a team. 


Tuesday, July 7, 2026

Endless Mountains 2026 Stage C

 White Rocks National Recreation Area

3/9 Mandatories

0/13 Optionals

We hauled ourselves up to the TA tent through the dark of night. I plopped Dan's pack on the ground and stretched my back as best I could without making one of those obnoxious man-grunts everyone seems to have to make when stretching one's back. There was a hush to the voices of the volunteers that eluded to the fact there were many sleeping racers strewn about the area. While their voices were quiet, they still gave us much needed encouragement, cheer, and offers of maple syrup shots. After directing us to the bike boxes and giving us a layout of the TA, they smiled as we thanked them profusely and hobbled over to claim a small area to work in. There wasn't a direction that didn't have a tent or motionless body curled up in a bivy sacks. We would just have to be as quiet as possible where ever we set up shop.


Becky and I pulled all the bike boxes over while Dan sat on the ground collecting himself. After again staring into my bike box for a few motionless minutes, I slowly disassembled my mud caked bike and returned it to its comfortable resting place. This TA held coveted HOT water for use in whatever way you wanted. (Just not to bathe in.) I added a few cups to a grits and chicken meal that honestly captivated me in a way few things have. Hidden between bike boxes so I could have a few precious moments of solitude, I went through my bags for the TA and inhaled my meal. Dry, clean clothes, a few wet wipes, a warm meal, and a couple minutes to myself really improved my state of being. 

It was night two of the race and we hadn't had more than a few winks of sleep over the past 36 hours. It was time to bed down for at least a few hours. I began rummaging through my well organized bags and quickly realized I had forgotten such a major item of comfort that I felt slightly doomed. My ear plugs. Not only was I aware of the fact that Dan was a snorer-extraordinaire, but more than half of the field of racers we were surrounded by were all cutting logs in a cacophony of snorts, wheezes, and deep nasal rumblings. How the heck was I going to get any precious rest with all those noises?! 

We had packed a three person tent, each of us carrying a portion of the weight in our packs. It would have made sense for us to pop the tent up and crawl in, cozy together for warmth on that slightly chilly night. I couldn't bring myself to do it though. I was so in need of some distance from Dan that the thought of snuggling up within inches of him and his snoring turned my stomach. I can really be such a childish fool sometimes, but I knew I wouldn't sleep in the tent. I encouraged Becky and Dan to use the tent if they wanted, but I was planning to sleep under the stars, hopefully out of earshot of the TA. 

I told Becky I was going to go search out a spot, but I don't think she understood that I was planning to go into the woods a small distance. I began by looking around the outskirts of the clearing of the picnic area our TA was based out of, but every little nook and cranny held a sleeping racer. I began to poke into the woods, but all the ground looked prickly, uneven, and rocky. I ended up near the bathrooms and found a relatively flat and grassy plot of land. I had to giggle that I was bedding down next to a bathroom yet again. On my very first adventure race, I, out of convenience and proximity to our gear bin, took a nap within feet of a porta potty and was picked on about it for years. This was just adding to that reputation of choosing terrible sleeping places. I inflated my ground pad, unpacked my bivy, blew up my pillow, and crawled into my sack. I knew I was going to crash hard once I finally closed my eyes. As I was just beginning to succumb to my exhaustion, I heard Becky quietly call out my name. She and Dan were looking for me so we could all sleep near each other. I didn't call back at first, hoping they would find a spot a little further away and I wouldn't have to hear any snoring. Alas, as much as I needed time away from Dan, I really do adore Becky, and I didn't want her to think I was avoiding her or making an intentional riff in the team. I centered myself for a moment and then crawled out of my bivy, put my slides back on, picked up my stuff, and headed back into the thick of the TA. I found Dan and Becky near a huge maple tree in the middle of the TA. We laid out our sleeping gear and made a 3 spoke circle around the base of the tree, nestled between roots and twigs. I knew as soon as other races would begin to awaken and prepare for the day, our sleep would be pointless. But we needed something. 

I closed my eyes and quickly fell asleep. I have no idea how long I slept in that first chunk, but I don't think it could have been more than an hour before teams began emerging from their bivys and tents and in the dark of the early (EARLY) morning they began their prep to head out on the big trek. If I would have had ear plugs, I'm sure their attempts at being quiet-ish would have been successful. However, being a super light sleeper meant with every zipper being zipped, every bivy being stuffed into it's bag, every cough, sneeze, or burp woke me up from my sleep. And I couldn't be upset. We had made the same amount of noise when we came in to the TA just an hour or two before while they were all sleeping. It was the nature of the beast trying to sleep at a TA. I passed in and out of a very fitful sleep listening to the conversations of various teams setting up shop at the picnic table just to my left. At one point it was the chatty and endearing Cherubini Brothers team who claimed that table. I have to give them credit, they were as quiet as I've ever known them to be and were very considerate of the pile of bodies just to their right. 

We had set our watches to alarm after a 3 hour rest. I laid in my bivy refusing to open my eyes while the mass of teams prepped and departed the TA. Eventually the activity died down and I could hear the detached conversations of the volunteers at the TA tent. I opened one eye and saw the slightest bit of light in the morning sky. Maybe I could catch just a few more minutes of rest. I rolled onto my side and curled into a tight fetal ball. I don't know what that position change did, but suddenly I couldn't keep from shivering. I had 2 pairs of wool socks on, leggings, 3 layers of shirts, including my thermal and a fleece jacket, and it wasn't doing diddly squat to keep me from trembling in my sack. I didn't really feel super cold, just shivery. I remembered from some corner of my mind that pressing your tongue to the roof of your mouth would instantly stop unwanted shivering. It worked! I laid on my side, tongue diligently pressed to the roof of my mouth and began to fall back asleep. As I relaxed, obviously so did my tongue, and naturally, the shivering returned. I had to giggle; what else could I do? Such is my life right now. 

One by one our watches vibrated and chirped to "awaken" us. It took at least 5 minutes before any of us could form an intelligible sentence, but finally we motivated each other to begin our prep for the upcoming "monster hike." We returned to our bike boxes and packs and individually prepared as best we could. Within 30 minutes we were prepped, packed, bike boxes on to the truck, and at the TA tent checking out. After a quick gear check, a few more words of encouragement, and another offer for maple syrup shots, we headed out into the White Rocks National Recreation Area. We weren't the last team to leave the TA, but we definitely felt like we were bringing up the rear of the field of racers.

As is the case whenever I begin to navigate, I fumbled in getting myself "into the map." Becky has a perfectly sensible way of always orienting the map and herself to north. And while it makes sense, and works flawlessly for her, I just can't make it work as well for me. I think I need to orient the map to what I see in front of me first. Either way, we finally agreed on which direction to go and we began putting one foot in front of the other. The hike didn't hold back. Within 10 minutes we had to stop to shed layers of clothing. We were discussing our timeline, and Dan was encouraging us to be "realistic" about the mandatory points on this leg. He suggested we nearly straight shot directly to the next TA and bypass nearly all the points. While I knew we wouldn't be making too many detours from that main shot, I didn't want to skip all the points. Becky and I had a loose plan to hit at least three or four CPs along the trails in this chunk of the race. Dan continued to humor us, with the caveat that banked time now meant more time for points and fun later. Always later.


We climbed and climbed and climbed. Even though it couldn't have been much past 7 am, we were passing a surprising number of "regular" hikers going in the opposite direction. I realized we were on the Appalachian Trail and that many of these heavy-pack-laden people were probably thru hikers. We tried to strike up conversations with a few of them, and while some stopped to chat for just a minute or two, others huffed past us, obviously not there for any social interactions and totally focused on a solitary experience. 

The trail was spectacular. Beautiful morning sunbeams were sending the morning dew into sparkly reflections of light, the verdant ferns and pines were refreshing, and bright white rocks dotted the slopes and crevices. At one point, there wasn't a clear continuation of the trail after a pine-shad laden clearing and between Becky and I, we had to scamper up two different route possibilities searching for the next white blaze. There was suddenly a moment of deja vu for me. The trail and feeling I had searching for the next blaze was unbelievably familiar. Once I spotted an obvious white swatch of paint on a tree, I called out to my team and they came clambering up the trail. We continued on, stopping regularly for breathers and snacks. Just after one such stop we came upon a "garden" of rock art. I know some people get their feathers so ruffled at rock stacking, but it was really a cool and beautiful sight to behold out in the middle of the rugged and natural forest. 


Becky and I continued to keep a close eye on the map and all the cartographic details that were clueing us in to our position. We came upon an obvious flattened area of land that could only be the saddle we were waiting for. We came to a southern bend in the trail and decided it was the perfect attack point for CP 25. Being as we were sure we were at the back of the pack, we assumed we would see a well trodden path up to the "high ground" where CP 25 awaited us. Nope. It could be every other team before us either used different attack points, or they were all coming from different directions with different trajectories. Either way, we decided to ford our own path, so Becky and I dove into the forest heading "up." We bushwacked up the side of the mountain side by side and slowly became more and more excited to find our goal. Everything felt spot on, we were gaining elevation steadily, the land features were all mapping out, and we knew we were going to bag this point without a hitch. You probably think I'm wording all this in preparation for a let down. But, HA! Our navigation worked! It worked so well that we trekked DIRECTLY to our intended destination! Becky had an orienteering term for how well we hit the point, but I can't recall it now. "Spiked the point." "Speared the goal." Something like that. Either way, we did it flawlessly and we couldn't contain our excitement! We hooted and yipped and giggled in celebration. It certainly wasn't the most challenging of points out on the course, but it was the most memorable punch we hit. Maybe it was slight delirium, or just getting to work side by side so well on something, but I'll enjoy the memory of CP 25 for a while in my mind.

We came back down from our literal and proverbial high, and reconnected with Dan. We shared our enthusiasm for such a fun find and he smiled in solidarity as we trekked further along the trail. We paused for a break a slight bit further down the trail where I dropped my trekking poles and inhaled some more gummy bears. After the break we continued on, all still chipper and happy from the enjoyable morning. After a few hundred meters, Dan realized I no longer had my trekking poles in my hand. I never really use the dang things, so their absence didn't alert me. Still, I didn't want to NOT have them in case they would actually come in handy at some point. I scurried back up the trail and found my green and black sticks waiting for me in the exact spot I had deposited them. As I turned to head back to my teammates, I spotted a pair of red rimmed sunglasses perched on a log in the middle of the trail. I had no recollection of seeing them on our first pass by, so I assumed they were Becky's and she had done the exact same mindless placement of gear. I scooped them up and quickly returned to my friends. I put the glasses on as I approached them, expecting to hear a cry of surprise from Becky having realized her misplacement of her sunglasses. Nope. Neither of them had ever seen the flashy specs. So strange that we had all walked right past them and not noticed them. I shoved them into my pack planning to hand them over at the next TA in case another racer had dropped them. Later I thought it more likely that they were dropped by a regular hiker, and now they would end up in the lost and found of the race, never to be seen by their owner again. 

The trail dropped in elevation, welcoming an onslaught of sloppy, muddy dips in the path. Make shift boardwalks helped with keeping our kicks dry-ish, but the rock hopping and slippery mud avoiding made our forward progress slow way down. Eventually we made our way to the convergence of 4 trails and our attack point for CP 27. It was almost a mercy point that barely required any real navigational abilities. Still, Dan opted to wait for us at the creek and trail connection while Becky and I bushwhacked a few hundred meters downstream to the CP. He was kind enough to fill our water bottles and bladders for us in our absence. 


Following a snack and a rest, we were trying to decided if heading north east to CP 26 was worth the effort. I voted in the affirmative, but as was becoming the norm, Dan voiced his concern over time and the assurance that we needed to bank time for the fun and points "later." I was beginning to involuntarily roll my eyes at that word. But, he had a mountain more expedition experience than me, so I seceded and we continued on our southwest route toward TA 3.

The trail was blessedly flat for a spell, and we came to a much larger and faster moving section of the stream, dubbed Stone Brook, we had been sitting beside earlier. There were 3 national park workers tinkering amidst a pile of large logs and gravel. It appeared that pile of materials would eventually become a bridge over said waterway. But for now, we had to rock hop across the roughly 4 meter wide stream. I went first and finally utilized my pointless-up-to-now trekking poles. We all made it across without incident and continued on the even trail. 


The path continued on paralleling the brook and quickly began to gain elevation. We passed more section and thru hikers and smiled at them all. One mother was braving the route with her son who couldn't have been older than 8. What an awesome experience they were certainly having that day! Shortly after passing them I made a painful misstep. A huge flat, angled rock sat smack dead in the middle of the trail. Stepping over or around this road block would have been the smart thing to do. That is not what I did. Rather, I chose to plant my foot on the smooth, flat center of the rock and step forward. My foot slide back, and I fell forward, whacking my left shin on the top of the it's sharp edge with all my weight. I crumbled to the ground as I heard and felt an audible crack. "That's it" I thought.  "This is what ends my race." I immediately began to rub the painful, throbbing site, who knows why. I could already feel swelling underneath my leggings. Becky and Dan were in just as much shock as I was and unsure what to do for me in the moment. I didn't cry, I didn't thrash about, I just starred off and rubbed my shin, trying to assess what to do next. Quickly, I realized it wasn't a race ending injury. I was able to move my ankle without an issue. Within a minute I climbed back to my feet and realized I could bear all my weight on the leg. Ha. Crisis averted. The crack I heard must have just been my old lady back realigning with the impact. I had no interest in inspecting the wound. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. We continued on, me trying not to limp or alter my gait as much as possible. 

Our trail climbed up as the distance between us and Stone Brook slowly increased. We came to a sign for a small camp clearing and realized it was probably was the best attack point we would have for CP 28. Becky and I dropped our packs with Dan, grabbed the tracker, and began the steeeeeep descent down to Stone Brook and CP 28. The tightly packed contour lines didn't lie. It was an impressive slope down to the water. My leg was holding up totally fine, it was just the thwacking and smacking of the branches and brush to my shin that caused me to peep with pain on a few occasions. We dropped down to the brook and followed it west from the reentrant until we spotted another team and subsequently our CP. It was Team Two Dudes and a Donkey. We took the opportunity to ask what the story was behind their name and we were treated to a very rehearsed tale of miscommunication and fortitude. The elder of the two men was kind enough to lend Becky his trekking poles so she could ford the brook barefoot and punch our CP. As kind as he was, we both later agreed that there was something slightly AI about the guy. His perfectly proportioned facial features, white hair, and piercing blue eyes,  along with his perfectly scripted sounding conversation, was slightly off. Still, we enjoyed our interactions with him and thanked him profusely for his assistance. 

Becky and I turned and headed back up that painfully steep incline. As we picked our way back up the mountainside, I realized that if it were just her and I on a team, we would be such a force! We were together a great navigational duo, and we were relatively a good match on our physical abilities. I'm a firm believer that everything happens for a reason, and I was still thankful that we had Dan on our roster, but looking ahead to other races, I knew Becky and I were well matched. I said as much and Becky quickly agreed. Finding a good teammate is akin to finding a unicorn. 

When we reconnected with Dan, we paused for a momentary break to drink deeply from our water bottles and take in a few replenishing calories. Afterwards we continued south to Little Rock Pond. Coming up to the clearing, I again felt like I had been there before. The pine encompassed water mass, surrounded by stunning mountains and crisp blue skies was so reminiscent of a similar pond Chris and I had raced around on a course we took on at GMARA's Hard Fall last summer. 

We nearly collided with a team heading in the opposite direction, and took the chance to talk for a few moments. I don't remember their team name, but I know at least one of them hailed from North Carolina, or as she called in "North Kakalaki." We remained at that clearing for just a few more minutes to snap a picture of the beauty as well as one of Becky and me. 

We followed the trail around the pond and came upon Team Strong Machine, trailside and having a well deserved rest. We exchanged pleasantries and Glen Lewis asked Becky and me if we were treating Dan well on our adventures. I promised we were taking good care of him and we continued on. Within a few minutes we came upon a small pondside encampment. What an absolute perfect place to camp out and enjoy the views! A connected clearing to the pond held a trio of hikers, obviously not from our race. I smiled and said hi as we were passing, but couldn't help myself stopping to talk to them. They were all three thru hikers on the AT that had linked up for nearly the entire span of the trail. The younger girl, maybe in her early 20's had the trail name Rooster, while the taller of the older gentlemen was rightfully dubber "Big Bird", and the final member of the group was a similarly aged gentleman with the trail name "Thud." I would have loved to hear how they each acquired their respective names, but we left the conversation with encouragement to and from all. 

The three of us continued on, chattering about hiking, the great people we were meeting, and just enjoying the moment. As we circumnavigated the pond, I became aware of our now west/northwestern direction and alerted my counterparts that we must have missed our trail intersection. If we kept going, we would just be making laps around this little pond of perfection. And while it was a beautiful place to be, we didn't need to add on any additional miles to our adventure. We did a 180 and quickly found the trail we had walked right past in our light conversation and inattentiveness. The remainder of the trail held no more CPs for us, so we only had to navigate the sloppy, boggy sections, and continue on to the TA that would open up before us at the next trail head. 

While we were walking we began to discuss our placement in the race. We hadn't hit nearly all the mandatories, but we were doing well enough. I made a comment about how we really shouldn't get credit for all the points we had hit since our team did not stick together at all times. Dan began to rationalize our bending of the rules, and while I agreed that a large number of teams probably have done or were doing the same, it still was morally wrong. He continued to state facts that made his perspective sound validated. And while I admitted to having the same opinion on some things, the fact remained that there were rules and if you don't follow the rules you're not upholding the moral obligation of fair play, regardless of how you try to rationalize it. My stance on the subject was becoming larger than just racing, but I think Dan was still looking at the subject through the focused lens of AR. We had to agree to disagree at that point. He wasn't there to have a theological conversation on morality, though I hope maybe our conversation may have planted a few seeds.

We finally came to the end of the trail and as expected, the hullabaloo of the TA appeared before us. We had cut huge chunks of the stage out in favor of moving ourselves ahead in the progression of the race. I had imagined after this stage that we would be beaten and abused being as it was predicted to take most teams an upward of 24 hours to complete. We had only been out on the trails for about 8 hours. I knew we had left plenty of points, memories, and adventures out on the stage, but we were keeping our coveted timeline on point. And I had to be thankful I felt as well as I did for being 3 days into the race. How long would I be able to make that claim?


Monday, July 6, 2026

Endless Mountains 2026: Stage B

Poulty River, Carver Falls, Slate Valley Trails

8/10 mandatories

0/9 optionals

Transitioning from paddle to bike is always a welcomed endeavor following a long, cold night on the water. Once we had our boat arranged in the line up, and had retrieved our paddle bag, we set to getting ourselves in a better place both mentally and physically. We were all waterlogged and famished. We began to change our clothes and pack up our paddle bag with gear when we all simultaneously began to notice the fetid smell of decay coming from an unknown source along the edge of the parking lot. It turned our stomachs enough that we had to find a different place to work. 

After packing all our wet gear, clothes, and shoes into the paddle bag, we gathered up our packs and belongings like a trio of homeless and cracked out vagabonds and headed over to the bike boxes. I had no idea where to start. While everyone appeared to have purpose and intention in their movements, I had to really think through "what am I supposed to be doing now?" I opened my bike box and just stared inside of it for at least 3 minutes before I finally snapped out of my daze and got to work. 

While I ate heaping spoonfuls of my cold soak oatmeal (homemade recipe that hit the spot like WHOA) I assembled by bike in the order I had practiced multiple times in the weeks leading up to the race. Assembling and disassembling my bike was probably one of the biggest worries I had around the race. I am just about as far from a bike mechanic as one can be and rely embarrassingly heavily on my husband or other teammates for any needs revolving around my two-wheeled steed. I had met up with Dan on one particularly hot afternoon before the race with the sole intention of taking apart, putting back together, and packing my bike into the bike box. I think I went through it no less than 8 times on that 90 degree afternoon at the Smyrna rest stop. It was paying off. I can't say I'm flawless at it, but I am comfortable and confident enough to hop on my bike trusting I remembered all the steps to securing, aligning, and tightening the various parts.

While I was finishing up the last of my tinkering, I looked over and saw that Dan was laying on the ground with his eyes closed, catching a cat nap, and Becky was diligently finishing up her tasks. I took a second to look around now that the sun was beginning to offer some illumination and finally realized we were at the same place we had stopped on the bus ride to the start yesterday. It was such a realization that I had to pause for a moment.

 My perspective had already shifted so much in the past 20 hours that I didn't think of the boat ramp as a public place that I could connect to the "real world." It was now this microcosm of the world of adventure racing, totally separate from society and anything I was familiar with. One thing I really love to do after a race is return to some part of the course and try to remember how I felt being there while racing.  This was one of the first times (other than racing on Delmarva) that the experience was flipped during a race. I don't know why I love that reconnection so much. It's kind of like making a bridge between race Elke and life Elke, because they are two totally different women with polar opposite responsibilities and motivations. 



Once we had everything tucked back in our boxes and had carried them over to the waiting Uhaul, we went to check out from the TA. Patty gave us a few updates on the course, and we headed out into the cool, foggy morning. We peddled through the small town of Whitehall and found our way to a dirt road that would lead us to our next mandatory CP. The dirt road quickly offered up its relentless shin deep puddles that spanned the width of its boundaries. Our initial futile attempts at keeping to the sides of the massive ruts in the road were replaced with simply plowing through the little ponds praying that we wouldn't strike a rock or particularly sticky mud patch that would steal all our momentum. The thick vegetation and early morning sunlight kept the scenery enjoyable enough to maintain good spirits, thankfully. 




Becky and I kept a close eye on the map and pulled over where we figured CP 15 would be stationed. We, along with a splattering of other teams, searched high and low for the CP that was only a punch and the clue "rise of land, old fence post, inside vegetation, W side of road." You would think with that much info to go off of we would find it lickety split. Nah. We fumbled through the dense brush and bushes for at least 20 minutes fruitlessly. More and more teams were showing up joining in the search when Olga from Fragile Flowers pulled up with her team and spotted the punch within 30 seconds of looking. Some people just have the most wonderful common sense and think before they go blundering through pointless bushwacking. The punch was less that 2 feet off the road. Nice find, friend. 

As we were preparing to head on, Dan pointed out something off on his bike. From the angle I was standing I couldn't see what he was so concerned about, but I hopped back off my bike for a moment to let him tinker with his seat. Becky needed a minute to chisel the caked in mud from her bike shoes also, so I pulled to the side and looked over the maps. After what I felt like was way more time than needed for tinkering, I looked back a Dan to see what was taking so long. He had pulled out an arsenal of bike tools and was wrenching and pulling at his seat. I took a minute to see exactly what the problem was and finally noticed his dilemma. His entire seat was cocked at a 45-degree angle and obviously not conducive to comfortable riding. An entire support bar had fractured under his seat! He fiddled with it for a few more minutes before stating it was "good enough." We pushed off and were riding along for less than a kilometer with Grit, NYARA-Dark Zone, and a few other teams when Dan called out he needed to stop again. Whatever he had finagled with his seat wasn't cutting it. The seat appeared even more precariously angled. We pulled out some duct tape and he proceeded to attempt to realign his sad bike seat into an ever so slightly better position. It just looked like a Frankenstein-junkyard mess of a saddle. Again, we set off. Again, we had to stop. Things were looking gloomy for Dan's derriere. We would be able to peddle slowly for a mile or two, but eventually the angle of the bike seat became too much for his backside and we would have to pause. 


We passed crop fields, quaint creeks, beautiful meadows, and a random pile of lobster shells, and eventually found our way to Carver Falls and CP 16. Two thirds of the way down the road to the falls, Dan hopped off his bike and said he would slowly make his way towards the falls since it was an out and back point. Becky and I continued on, dropped our bikes in a small clearing, and hiked down to a tiny steep trail to the rocky outcroppings below the impressive falls. As luck would have it, a photographer was perched at the bottom of this steep and narrow footpath. Becky jokingly called ahead to him "I'm sure you're there to catch graceful falls and missteps" right before she mis stepped and graceful(ish)ly fell. He very politely turned away his lens, but Becky being the ever-cheerful good sport said "Oh, no! You can totally capture this on film!" I love her attitude! As we climbed out on the rocks, Becky felt less than steady in her clip in bike shoes, so I volunteered to push out further into the low trees and shelfy-rocks to punch the CP. On my return to the trail, the photographer snapped one of my favorite photos from the race. It might just have to become my profile picture.



After we returned to our bikes, we headed back up the hill toward Dan, who was still slowly making his way toward us. As we reemerged onto the roadways and repeated the same start, stop, start, stop routine, Becky voiced a possible solution. While Dan was a little too heavy to ride Becky's full suspension bike that had been set to her weight, my hardtail could certainly handle him. Maybe Becky and I could take turns riding Dan's bike, keeping an out of the saddle position for as long as our quads and glutes could take it, and he could cruise steady on my Trek. He declined. Dan kept insisting it wasn't really "that bad" of a ride, but anyone riding behind him couldn't help but shutter at the visual of that bike seat and his tush. Yikes. 

After a while we arrived at the welcoming town of Fair Haven and our almost favorite CP of the race; Old School Bagels. Pulling up to the shop, the sidewalks and parking area were inundated with mountain bikes, dirty packs, and filthy racers all shoveling bagels, cakes, and coffee into their mouths. It was a beautiful sight to behold. We made our way into the shop and face to face with Brent. While Becky and I headed straight for the bathroom, Dan took the chance to pour his sad situation out onto the director.

One thing about adventure racing is that you have to be self-sufficient. If you can't be self-sufficient you have to be either lucky or clever. We were hoping for lucky in the case of Dan's seat. We figured the town had to have some sort of bike shop where Dan could possibly purchase a new seat. Alas, there was no open bike shop to be had in town limits. There was no bike shop to be had within a relatively decent distance. In fact, the only option was a Dicks Sporting Goods store roughly 15 minutes away by car. Another fact about adventure racing, is that you can receive no assistance from race staff without a penalty of some sort. As mentioned earlier, this race had an official ARWS referee who was there to ensure all rules and regulations were upheld. So, while Team Irritatingly Optimistic dined on bagels and sodas, Brent talked with the ref about our options. It was decided that it would be allowable for Brent to give Dan a ride to the sporting goods store so that he could purchase a new seat, but with the allocation of a two-hour time penalty to be served at the final TA of the race. Considering the fact we were having to go so painfully slow in our current situation, it was a no brainer to take the penalty and send Dan with Brent to the store. 

After we had consumed all the deliciousness and drank all the carbonation, Dan went off with Brent, and Becky and I headed over to the park to nap like bums on the benches. We had gathered all our and Dan's gear and each chosen a rod-iron bench to rest our weary bodies. I took the opportunity to charge my Garmin, folded my raincoat under my head, and slept as best you can on a park bench, in the middle of a busy little town, in broad daylight. Becky didn't fare as well in her sleeping endeavor. A disheveled older man wondered up to her and voiced his displeasure at "women sleeping out in the open in public." We're still not sure how that created such an offense to the man, but it unsettled Becky enough to keep her from closing her eyes in that hour long break we had during Dan's absence. 

When Dan returned, he set to swapping out his tilted saddle for the sole bike seat available for purchase at the sporting goods store. There are thousands of different styles of bike seats. I can guarantee Dan would not have chosen the saddle he returned with in a thousand years, given any other choice. While it wasn't exactly a beach cruiser or banana seat, it was just about as far from a mountain bike saddle as one could imagine. Still, it wasn't at a 45-degree angle, so it had to be an improvement, right? Welllllll....

Once Dan had installed his new seat to the best of its capabilities, we had refilled our water from a local gas station and had taken the time to love on a particularly affectionate puppy walking by, we headed off toward the Slate Valley Bike Trails. As we climbed and descended the roadways to the trailhead, Dan became less and less impressed with his new seat. By the time we arrived at the trail crossing, Dan was in need of a butt break. We stopped to swap out our maps and struck up a conversation with a couple preparing to enter the trail system. They were into triathlons but were super interested and intrigued by adventure racing and wanted to know all about it. We chatted for a few minutes while Dan made adjustments to his seat again. 

The bike park held 5 mandatory points and 8 optional points. We had bagged all the mandatories up to this point and were still hopeful to maintain that standard. Entering the park, we encountered B&Z at the first turn. They had just popped into the park to hit CP 19 and were planning to drop the rest in favor of staying on East Road and bypassing the entire section. This planted a seed in Dan's mind. As we continued on into the park, Dan piped up that he really didn't want to ride any single track. In fact, he stated that he really didn't enjoy mountain biking in the least. The day before, while we had been paddling, he announced he had no love for paddling. Combining that with a comment he had made while we were hiking the Billy Goat Trail together at Great Falls earlier in the season alluding to the fact he hated hiking, I had to ask him something. "Why in the world do you do these races if you don't like any part of the racing?!?" He responded that he loved the logistics and planning for the race. Spreadsheets, timetables, packing lists. Those were what drew him into the sport. But the actual sport? He could do without. For the love. Well, here we are, and onward we must go. 

Becky and I both really enjoy a good flowy trail. While she is hands down a stronger and more able mountain biker, I still love the challenge of it. I refused to give up this chunk of the race. We had to figure out a way to keep us all moving forward. Looking at the map, we noticed that the Cotton Candy trail, which held CP 19, left and returned to Ringmaster Tail. We sent Dan along the double track trail to the following intersection where we would return after playing in the Cotton Candy. And play we did! Becky and I hooted, giggled, and squealed with delight as we took the berms, hops, and shoots along the trail. We almost missed the punch in our delight of the trail. After punching the CP, we decided we HAD to have more of the trails Brent and Abby had claimed were superior to the Kingdom trails Becky knew to be fantastic. When we returned to Dan, we devised a plan that would get us all through the park at our own comfort and abilities. Our first endeavor was to ride the Back Nine Trail that connected the two areas of the park. We would then do a few out and backs to get the mandatory points before dropping to the southernmost trail and hopping on Dayton Hill Road and returning to the route B&Z were already trucking down. 

We found our way to the Back Nine and started ticking off the twists, drops, and hairpin turns. We would pause and wait for Dan to catch up and look over how far we thought we had made it along the trail. After what seemed like a ridiculous amount of time, we began to think we had taken a wrong turn. There were far more switchbacks on the trail we were biking than there were on our map. Like at least double the number of switchbacks that were represented on the map. Time was also ticking by faster than we had expected. We paused for a few minutes to really look at the map while Dan pushed his bike along the switchbacks below us. Where could we have gone wrong? It didn't make sense. We waited for Dan to meet us and discuss what we were looking at. He was not having fun. Like any. He was ready to be out of the park and on paved roads. While we weren't at that point, we were really hoping for a trail intersection or something that would give us a certainty on our position on the map. Nothing to do but keep going. So, on we trudged. 

We kept going and stopping, going and stopping. It got to the point where Becky suggested we should maybe turn around and head back to our last know position on the map. But that was at least an hour and a half ago! I got into that mindset where you start to make the world match your map rather than the other way around. I, and Becky, became convinced that the intersection we were looking for just HAD to be around the next bend or two in the trail. Dan almost refused to move an inch further until that assumption was proved true. So, I yelled back to Becky and said I was going to go on just a "smidge further" and see if the intersection was where we hoped it would be. Hot Dang!! As I came down the final stretch of trail, I saw two other racers perched at our coveted trail intersection looking over their maps. I couldn't help myself. I cried out yips of joy and called out to the racers how happy I was to see them and the intersection. I think they were slightly taken aback by my enthusiasm. They silently looked at each other, back at me, and then took off without a word. I know, I can be a bit much sometimes. I wasn't offended. 

I dropped my bike at a bench by the intersection and headed back toward Dan and Becky to let the know of my discovery. As I made the turn in the trail I began to call out "Coooo-EEEE" to let them know I was looking for them. Becky called back and I yelled out that the intersection was found! I asked if they needed any help and she returned that they were fine. I turned around and started heading back to my bike. Within a few seconds Becky and Dan called back for me to return to them. What the what? I ran back to find Becky attempting to push both bikes while Dan walked dejectedly behind her. I took his bike and encouraged Becky to ride the last portion of the trail because it was flowy and fun, not to be missed! She hopped on her bike as sped off enjoying the speed and thrill of the ride. Dan walked silently behind me. 

When we got to the bench, Dan cleared off a spot and flopped down stating "I'm not in a good place right now. I need to take a break." Becky and I looked at the map and saw our first planned out and back from the very intersection we were standing at. We suggested Dan take a breather on the bench while we go and punch CP 20. As we climbed the beginning of the trail, Fragile Flowers came storming down in the opposite direction. It was so good to see other teams! When you're unsure if you've completely goofed on your navigation, and you haven't seen another team in eons, it becomes a truly welcome sight to see multiple other teams again. We climbed to what seemed like the summit of the hill we were on, only to discover it was not where our CP was housed. We pushed on to another summit, this with a bench, as hinted to in the clue. Alas, again we were too early. 

While we were stopped and thinking through our position, a 2-person male team arrived and agreed with our assumption that we were too early. It's really hard to remember all the team names of people we meet out on the courses. It's even harder to remember individual names. But nicknames get stored in my head forever. One of the members of the team we conferred with was sporting a particularly fitted white leotard looking number. He was from then on dubbed as "Tighty Whitey" by Becky and me. Together with Tighty Whitey's team, Becky and I continued on the trail until we came to a rocky ledge at the top of which we were pretty confident CP 20 would be found. I had the mishap of falling off and over my bike a few times on this trail, and so, we had fallen behind the 2-person male team. Looking up, we heard their voices high up on the ledge and called out to them asking if they had spotted the CP. No response. Could have been the angle we were calling from blocked our voices, or it could have been they wanted no part of helping out another team, but either way, we forged on and found the CP as expected (for the third time.)

Returning on the same trail resulted in the same unintentional dismounts from my bike. One in particular sent me a small distance from the trail and head downhill in a pile of brush. As always, Becky called out to see if I was ok. I was trying as hard as I could to gain an upright position and didn't return a quick "I'm good!" She called out again, a little more concerned this time. I was heaving, and rocking, and giving it my all to get off my back, pack on, with legs and arms flailing about. I finally called out "I'm a turtle!!" Because honestly, that was exactly what I felt like in that position of vulnerability and futility. I eventually got my feet back under me and returned to my bike. We completed the trail back to Dan without any more major mishaps.

The break had done him well. When we pulled up next to the bench, Dan sat upright and looked like a new man. He said he had had a chance to really rest and felt like he was ready to continue on. He said he had seen a great number of other teams pass by and assured us we were doing well on time. This was such an encouragement! I had thought we were falling precariously far behind and would have to give up points, but his words gave me confidence we weren't at that point. Until he said we were at that point. We still had three more CPs in the park to grab to stay on the mandatory short course. He didn't think it was possible. I had to admit, I was starting to feel a little spent, and the heat of the day was making it a little more miserable than it had been earlier. Becky was also starting to feel a little drained and over the less than flowy trails we had been riding. We were at a point in the park where we could grab one more CP and then head directly on our route out of the park. We would be dropping our first 2 mandatory points if we went through with the plan. I wasn't ready to throw in that towel, but I also wasn't up for fighting for them. Two to one ruled we grab CP 21 and then drop 22 and 23 and head out of the park. Majority rules, and we went through with it. We would now be ranked below anyone who got all the mandatory points, no matter how the rest of our race went. Eh. I could deal with it. We left the park after a short stop to swap out socks and pop into the woods. The trail became a downhill frenzy, and we held on for dear life as our elevation plummeted. 

We continued on this downhill trajectory on paved roads and hit top speeds of over 35mph as the sun set in the mountains of Middletown Springs. Pausing to allow Dan to catch up, Becky and I took in the beauty of the surrounding landscape. We were overlooking the awe-inspiring views, and it was a shame! I wish I had been in charge of the go-pro at this point, because it would have been filled with the art-worthy scenes that lay before us. 


During one "pack off" pause along a roadside, Dan felt the need to dismount his bike, take off his pack, and lay down completely. It wouldn't have been an issue other than the fact the road he was lying beside had an unbelievable number of speed-demons, and that he insisted on resting his head ON THE ROAD!! Simultaneously, Becky and I cried out "Dan!! Get your head off the road!!" He did not see the danger in his actions nearly as seriously as we did. Exhaustion can really cloud one's judgement!

While a majority of this ride was downhill, we were still in Vermont, and where there is a downhill, there must be at least some sort of uphill. Somewhere in this road-biking section, Becky and I had the idea to help Dan out as much as we could to try to speed thing along. While neither of us could effectively tow him on the up hills, we found that if we trucked to the top of the hill crests, dropped our gear, and shuffled back down to Dan, Becky could push his bike and I could haul his pack back up to the top for him. It didn't gain us huge amounts of time, but it helped. 

We were on one of these gear shuffles when we met a lovely lady who ran an art camp up in the hills of Spoon Mountain. Becky and I had dropped our bikes and packs in her parking lot, ran back to Dan, escorted him further up the road, and returned to our gear. As we were approaching her property, we saw her walking toward our gear looking every which way. She had been concerned there had been a bike accident and was looking for carnage! I assured her all was well and spent a few minutes explaining what on God's earth we were doing. She was so kind and full of excitement it was hard to tear ourselves away from the sweet conversation and momentary rest. I really was falling in love with the people and landscapes of Vermont. It felt like home. 

We forded on to Tinmouth and more exhilarating downhills peppered with long uphill drudgery. The sun was nearly set by the time we found our way through Wallingford and on to Ice Bed Road. The paved road turned into a gravel road, which turned into a manageable trail, which turned into a rutted, rocky, and repulsive mess of a sad excuse of a path. We dug in so deep to our resolve with Becky pushing two bikes and me hauling two packs. After second guessing ourselves and consequently wasting a good 15 minutes doing exactly what we had told our selves not to do (listen to other racers whose assumption of CP placement didn't match ours), we finally found CP 24 and only had to go on a short distance to the next TA. That short distance seemed to go on and on through soggy mud bogs, rocky, bone jarring uphills, and demoralizing darkness. Finally, we saw the glimmering of headlamps in the distance and heard the roar of Uhaul trucks fighting up the incline. We had made it to TA 2 hanging on by a thread.  


Endless Mountains 2026 Stage D

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